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IronSheik · Feb 01, 2009, 07:40 AM // 07:40

What is YOUR most memorable GW quote? (From a NPC, quest log, whatever.)

Glider of chaos · Feb 01, 2009, 07:52 AM // 07:52

"Their healer's a sissy! You hear me? SISSY!"
Khim

fenix · Feb 01, 2009, 07:56 AM // 07:56

Nika: "Get your hands off me, pongmang! You are unfit to touch me!"
Off-Duty Guard: "Such harsh words. We only want to talk."
Off-Duty Guard: "Careful, you saw what she did to the boss's guards."
Nika: "I said...get...your...kai sang...hands...off...me!"

rofllll, pongmang and kai sang, best insults EVER.

brbafkdnd · Feb 01, 2009, 08:25 AM // 08:25

King Adelbern: "Rise, my son. you have done well. The discovery of Stormcaller is surely a sign of victory."
Prince Rurik: "It is a powerful weapon, but I fear not powerful enough. The Charr have amassed an army of many thousands."
King Adelbern: "You overestimate these beasts, Rurik. Do not be afraid."
Prince Rurik: "I am not afraid, father. I have seen them in battle. Rin has been destroyed! It would be wise to escape while we can. We should make for Kryta and rebuild our strength. Not wait here for death."
King Adelbern: "I will never allow Ascalons to live in the shadow of the Krytans! It is Rin that will be rebuilt. And you will learn your place."
Prince Rurik: "You have grown proud, Adelbern of Ascalon...proud and foolish!"
King Adelbern: "You would dare call your king a fool? I will hear no more. I banish you from Ascalon! You are no longer my prince, and you are no longer my son!"
Prince Rurik: "People of Rin! Your king will lead you to death. If you wish to see better days, if you wish to live, then leave the beasts behind and follow me over the Shiverpeaks. We make for Kryta and a new life, free of the Charr."

one of the most epic cinematics ever. It was really dramatic.

DoomFrost · Feb 01, 2009, 08:39 AM // 08:39

Budo from Problem Salving quest:

"Thorn Devourer Salve? I had some, but it did not work the way I had hoped. You see, I...I mean, my wife and I, have been experiencing some...personal difficulties. A friend of mine swore that Thorn Devourer Salve could help my...inability. Needless to say, it did not work. Otherwise, why would I be standing here talking to the likes of you? On the bright side, I have not felt this energized in years! I am afraid I do not have any left."

I had a good laugh when I read that for the first time.

Magic Wut Huh Asdf · Feb 01, 2009, 08:46 AM // 08:46

Beware... the harvest... ceremony! The emperor is going... to kill you!

ZenRgy · Feb 01, 2009, 08:56 AM // 08:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenix

Nika: "Get your hands off me, pongmang! You are unfit to touch me!"
Off-Duty Guard: "Such harsh words. We only want to talk."
Off-Duty Guard: "Careful, you saw what she did to the boss's guards."
Nika: "I said...get...your...kai sang...hands...off...me!"

rofllll, pongmang and kai sang, best insults EVER.

My favourite in game quote is this one:

Zenrgy The Fallen: Fenix, will you marry me? I can't live without you.
Fenix Ironstar: Yes. Oh god yes. I've been waiting so long for you to ask *tear*

LicensedLuny · Feb 01, 2009, 08:57 AM // 08:57

Dagnar Stonepate, "Your punishment for trespassing is death," and really, the whole end of The Frost Gate mission.

Freya The Firm, "Like, roar," and "Like, ouch," and Stefan the Sonorous, "The journey was difficult, long, and somewhat boring, but they persevered," during All's Well That Ends Well. I was actually lol'ing at that play the first time I saw it.

First was most memorable shock. Second was most memorable laugh.

Cheers to IronSheik - great idea for a thread!

EDIT

My freakish friend, who refuses to do more than lurk Guru, was the first to alert me to this thread. Upon seeing my response above, he insisted that I edit my post to report his favorite NPC quote. too.

A NPC hanging around the Citadel in Wilderness of Bahdza says this,

"You know why monks are always skulking around in the back? Because they're sneaky. I don't trust 'em back there. I don't trust 'em at all."

My friend even sent me a SS of it.

Apollo Smile · Feb 01, 2009, 09:10 AM // 09:10

Random Ascalon Guard: Prince Rurik!-Prince Rurik!... Prince Rurik! (All using the same voice clip.)

Little Thom: That Cappo woman is a pain in my backside. I don't know if I should kill her or marry her.

Koss: Enough is enough! I have had it with these Balthazar-blasted drakes on this Balthazar-blasted plain.

Siegemaster Lormar: Damn Charr snuck up while I was repairing this trebuchet. Its missing a release lever, a restraining bolt, and an arming crank.
Search the other wrecked trebuchets to find those three pieces, and bring them to me. If ya do, I can fix this little lovely; and we'll give those charr a taste of their own filth!

Master Togo: Mhenlo, come celebrate with us!

GOX: *CAN I BE MON-GOOSE DOG**

There are a ton more, but I can't think of anymore off the top of my head. I really enjoy the dialog for the game. Alot of the "Yes/No" answers for our playable characters are funny too.

Divinity Sword · Feb 01, 2009, 09:20 AM // 09:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by DoomFrost

Budo from Problem Salving quest:

"Thorn Devourer Salve? I had some, but it did not work the way I had hoped. You see, I...I mean, my wife and I, have been experiencing some...personal difficulties. A friend of mine swore that Thorn Devourer Salve could help my...inability. Needless to say, it did not work. Otherwise, why would I be standing here talking to the likes of you? On the bright side, I have not felt this energized in years! I am afraid I do not have any left."

I had a good laugh when I read that for the first time.

I ROFLed so hard just now!

Darkhorse · Feb 01, 2009, 09:31 AM // 09:31

Cynn has some good lines.

"Mhenlo is so sweet, isn't he? Makes me think he's covering for something. I keep remembering a time in Kaineng when we ran into his old 'acquaintances.' TWIN acquaintances. Just thinking about that makes me want to burn something."

batno_mercy · Feb 01, 2009, 10:33 AM // 10:33

Kilroy Stonekin: "Kiiiiillroooooy Stooooonekiiiiin!!"

Rick Thene · Feb 01, 2009, 10:47 AM // 10:47

"Prince Rurik! Prince Rurik!"

Monk Gsb · Feb 01, 2009, 10:51 AM // 10:51

"Here's my proposal: you stand there and I'll hit you!"

vekk <3

altho the op's is also verry memorable, if u dont know who said that you dont know guildwars :P

Socrates The Mauler · Feb 01, 2009, 12:17 PM // 12:17

"I'm going to turn you into my SOLDIERS!"

(shiro)

exploiter · Feb 01, 2009, 12:24 PM // 12:24

Livia or somebody: You are very lucky. Scars are sexy.

Zackile Greenbirth · Feb 01, 2009, 12:29 PM // 12:29

From the new year event this year the quest "hopeless romantic"

Hai Len: There she is. I feel so excited I could nearly burst. Jei! Jei, I have something I must tell you!
Jei Zohn: Yes. And you are...?
Hai Len: Don't you remember? My name is Hai Len. I've loved you since the moment I saw you! We're fated to be together!
Jei Zohn: Oh? Oh! Hai, how I have longed to hear those words. The truth is, I've always loved you, too.
Hai Len: Oh, how a chorus of angels sings in my heart! But even their voices pale in comparison to the sound of hearing you say those words!
Jei Zohn: It is true. There is something about you, Hai, something that I've always wanted. Please, come closer....
Hai Len:: Of course my love!
Hai Len: Wait. Where are you going, my love? And...where's my coin purse?!

i had her targeted to fight lol didn't think she's just run off lol

glacialphoenix · Feb 01, 2009, 12:36 PM // 12:36

"Choke on this, physics!" -- Vekk.

"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times." -- Reyna.

EDIT: The Cynn quote reminded me of all the sappy lines Mhenlo says in GWEN. Mostly to do with Cynn. I think there was a quote somewhere about "Cynn's burning love." It made me laugh.

Mari Tair · Feb 01, 2009, 12:45 PM // 12:45

Guwon the Wise: "People of Cantha, bear witness to a life-changing event."
Guwon the Wise: "Chong, you stand before the gods a humble servant. Your fate doled out mercilessly by agents unknown."
Guwon the Wise: "Let your soul be cleansed this day. Sit and feel benevolence from beyond!"
*Chong dies*
Guwon the Wise: "Oh dear."

I was giggling the whole way trough that one that. Got to love how A-net come up with stuff like this.
Saidra: We're caught.
Saidra: Take Evennia to the east. The Deldrimor Dwarves use the frozen lakes and rivers there for transport.
Saidra: If you're lucky you'll find one of their ice ships.
Saidra: I'll hold off the Mursaat as long as I can.
Saidra: Take my bow. I won't be needing it where I'm going.
Saidra: To the end of us all!
Evennia: Quickly. Don't let Saidra's sacrifice be wasted.

This is such a sad dialogue, Poor Sadria.

"I can't say I agree with the decision to help Palawa Joko. You do remember that it was the Order of Whispers, who put him in the ground in the first place?"

Yet the master of whispers does nothing to..put him back down there... even though he says this during/before doing the Ruins of Morah which is where you stop helping Palawa Joko, o_O Odd little hero-guy..

"I'm right behind you. No, don't turn around. The battle is in front of you. Let me worry about your backside." Kihm = best monk ever, She should have been a hero rather then just a Hench.

kupp · Feb 01, 2009, 12:53 PM // 12:53

"Like, ROARRR"